City Buses: Home of the Pedos >_>

       I've been pretty busy lately, but I managed to find some time to just chill with the gang. My girlfriends and I decided to go to the Mall of America (the only perk of living in Minnesota o_O), but we couldn't get a ride because our parents were being boobs (I love you Mom & Dad if you're reading this ;D) and they wouldn't drive us. They didn't even take the time to think of legit excuses...

       Me: Hey, Daddy, can you drive me and my friends to the mall? *insert cute puppy face here*

       Daddy That I Love <3: Umm, err, honey, I gotta go pee... >_> 

       Me: That doesn't take very long--

       Daddy That I Hate: *Cough* I think I have a cold... *sniff*   

       Me: *The look* It's barely even fall yet--you know what? Whatever. -.-

       But I guess I was glad to finally go unsupervised, I felt so responsible and crap, like an actual adult, you know? This was really surprising, considering my parents were super duper over-protective. So everything started out good and we were just having a blast, in fact we were so loud that the bus driver had to tell us to quiet down ;-;.

       Then this really old dude walked up to me and he was like,

*in creepy, husky, horny voice* "You look purty, can I get yo number hon?"

Are you kidding me? He was like, that old:

Okay, maybe not that old xD*

        I couldn't find the strength to say anything, but scoot away... and then KaKay (my tacos addict friend) started snapping on him like snap, crackle, POP! There goes her middle finger. mnm And the pedofile actually tried to flick us off... I just couldn't get past the fact that his weak middle finger was wiggling. My friends joked that I was jailbait later on.

        Jailbait is cool if the guy's like... hot. Like, these guys...

 

(Younger version of John McCain)*

Brian looks so sexeh here ;D

Damon Salvatore <333 *Eeek* (No, I actually love the guy ;-;)

       Haha, well, the moral of this story is... don't take the city bus. If you absolutely have to, bring a strong, buff friend along, because they're everywhere.

 ^~~~ Everybody likes skittles. TeeHee!!! >;D

Pedo Bear: He's waiting for you...

*Sorry John McCain supporters! ;-;